Monday, April 28, 2008
On exams, career, and beejay
In the midst of exams, we tend to do utterly stupid things. We do jackshit on facebook, youtube, and msn....anything but studying.
And so the honours room has been filled with the familiar tunes of Benny Lava the last few days. Its haunting tunes and lyrics will stay in our heart and soul for days and weeks to come...possibly years. For the uninformed, please do check out this video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
Its the legendary Buffalax at work. His talents are amazing. period.
I've since been kind enough to do some research on my part, and here's the full set of lyrics:
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My brother yelled to me…I love you inside Ed!
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
I told a high school girl…I love you inside me!
I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!
You feel me up with doom.
Quit looking up at me!
You got a minute girl?
The puppy had a fee!
Don’t think I do love herWe’re looking in a pill!
All of them like the bun!
Now poop on them Oliver!
You know the hole to put it!
Your pundit got armor!
Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat I ate!
(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)
(BEEJAYYYY)
A nerd to punk a nerd.
I’m bleeding Fucking A!
That stuff is pink colored!
Some day I sell DNA!
This boar ain’t very cool.
You need a Hindi yew!
Got into Seattle.
I’ll lay a friend of yours!
I fought a barber man!
We know what’s in butter rum!
A jet pack… operation…Send him the crazy Hindu!
Whatever! My Sadist!All baked and cooked alive!
I lick you… Belinda…The ninja made a movement.
Tell Donna… No collar…I’ll do what body loves!
I put papaya there.
You love me inside there!
Have you been high today?
I love you inside me!
Now, someone pass that dude a Grammy.
On a more serious note, studying in the hons room has never been more exciting.
This semester's studying season kicked off with an episode of cheese.
I shall not elaborate the significance of cheese, for it is exclusive to the pact made by the cheeseboys which include me, sean, kel fu and jit. However, on the insistence of some other curious members, we have since inducted them into the gang through a series of vigorous initiation process. Those who have been "baptised" recently includes Hock, Damien and Lincoln.
The bottomline is, Cheese has made a tremendous impact on our lives more than we can ever imagine. Its fresh and it crumbles in your mouth.
For a free sample, pls drop any of our members a line.
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